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yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
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