yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
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