how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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