Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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