Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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