You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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