I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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