I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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