he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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