Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
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So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
The Olympian is in my bed
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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