I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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