Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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