did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
why does every cop we meet know your name?
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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