the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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