Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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