is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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