Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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