elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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