I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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