My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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