How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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