I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Mom said you looked used
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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