Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
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