ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
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