dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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