She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
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