I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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