i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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