He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
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