Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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