but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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