It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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