I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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