I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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