There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
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