Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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