Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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