this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
