that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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