so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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