i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
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