I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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