eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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