Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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