can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
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