So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
im on a boat
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