Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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