Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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