the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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