Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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