1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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