I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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