We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
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