waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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