I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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