i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
Randomize
