Sponge bath it is.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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